14. Bargains in Bunnings

14. Bargains in Bunnings

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Hey, ya wanna laugh? Sheree broke the scales the other day. Yeh, Real. She weighs a fart an a feather an she still broke them. Yeh, standin on em, not throwin em at me. Mind you, I reckon she wore em out standin on em too much. What’s your missus like? Only Sheree goes in after she’s pee’d, strips off, even takes her earrings out an then she weighs 3 times an picks the best one. Funny to watch, she’s worked out that if she rocks back on her heels she can lose 100gms. I told her that’s not even a cup of coffee but apparently, that’s not the point!

So she’s there in the nuddy an standin on the scales an getting off an getting on, an getting off, an I’m not takin any notice cos she does this dance every day an then she goes: “The scales are broke.”
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