2. Minister fer Roads

2. Minister fer Roads


“You wait! When I’m minister fer roads there’s gunna be some changes! I’m gunna stand fer parlament and get into goverment an I’m gunna get Minister fer Roads an then there’s gunna be some changes!”

Crabs turns the radio up cos he’s heard all this before.

“Ya wanna know what I’m looking forward to?” He asks me.



“Alzheimers? Old-timers?”

“Yep. Because then when you waffle on with that shit again it’ll be like hearing it fer the first time!”
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