6. Understanding Women

6. Understanding Women

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What is it with women? Why can’t they be ordinary? They’re always re-inventin themselves. An me, I couldn’t work out the old one but now before you know it, I got a new one to try to figure out.

Take me me mum fer example. After years of me eatin ‘Whatever’s on Special’, or ‘If I cook it you'll eat it’ an that ol Favourite: ‘There’s kids starving in Africa that’d love to eat that….!’ She’s suddenly become a ‘foodie’.

She’s got addicted to those Cookin shows. She can’t get enough of Jamie Oliver an she loves Master Chef which I can’t stand on account of grown up men cryin cos their egg is too runny, an I go: “Get a life, mate. It’s FOOD, fer cryin out loud. You cook it, you eat it, you poo it an then you do it again!”
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