8. Boomerang

8. Boomerang


Youse can spot a dickwit in one quick scan of a room: he’s the one wearing sunglasses indoors.

 'Ooooh! I’m too coooool to take my sunnies off and I’m too sexy for this room!' Unless of course, he’s got red-eye. Then it’s ok.

“Daggy, you dickwit, take yer fukkin sunnies off!” goes Crabs, as he sits down.

I tips me glasses an show him me red-eye.

"Fukmee! Put them glasses back on!  Las time I saw eyes that bad, it was in 'Resident Evil'! you bin upsettin Sheree, again?"

"Nah, it was an industrial accident.  I was bein industrius."

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