'Ooooh! I’m too coooool to take my sunnies off and I’m too sexy for this room!' Unless of course, he’s got red-eye. Then it’s ok.
“Daggy, you dickwit, take yer fukkin sunnies off!” goes Crabs, as he sits down.
I tips me glasses an show him me red-eye.
"Fukmee! Put them glasses back on! Las time I saw eyes that bad, it was in 'Resident Evil'! you bin upsettin Sheree, again?"
"Nah, it was an industrial accident. I was bein industrius."