9. Bridget Jones

9. Bridget Jones

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Back a whiles, I watched the DVD of ‘Bridget Jones Diary’ with Sheree. Well, I was feelin horny an a happy girlfriend is the best way to get seen to - if ya follow me drift. I remembered the old Chinese sayin: Happy Wife, Happy Life! An so I watched Bridget Jones with her.

Now before I get carried away, that ‘Happy Wife Happy Life’ bit can’t really be Chinese cos I asked me Chinese mate Derek, (Yeh, Derek. These days you’d never know someone was Chinese unless you was lookin at them. I always ask meself, if I went to China to live, would I re-name meself Wun Hung Lo just to fit in with the population? Let’s not find out).

Anyways, Derek goes: "Uh, hang on a minnit. Me Mandarin's not that good. Ummm ... ching-chong ching-chong."

(Corse, that's not what he said at all, but it sounded like that). I forget what he actually said, but it didn't rhyme or make any sense, so I reckon some smart-arse made it up - but the saying still works.

 
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