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Barry Dagman

Barry had been writing his diary for several months – ’til his mum found it and sent extracts off to be published!

Barry’s lively take on life from his point of view working as a Plumber's Mate can be hilarious reading!

A cookbook written by an assistant plumber is an unlikely treasure that should be mandatory reading for teenagers everywhere! The Cheaty Cook tells of short cuts, easy methods and is a general ‘What’s What’ in the kitchen for the L-Plater cook, complete with dire warnings of what can go wrong – because it already did and he’s still alive to scrape up the egg, tell the tale and cook again!

Barry’s short stories are highly recommended if you want a short and funny tale to read on the train! (Hint: don't laugh out loud...)

Dagman's Diaries 
are published in OZBIKE Magazine.  Illustrations by Jay Harley.

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The Party

The Party

The Party at Barry's house meant his mum needed a good lie down!
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The Cheaty Cook

The Cheaty Cook

Hi, I’m Barry Dagman ... an this is an excerpt from me cookbook! Sorry - Can't get pictures on this site. But they are all on AMAZON.COM Amazon have exclusive rights to me cookbook so please go to Amazon Books and Type Barry Dagman in the search engine. It's only $2.99 USD and your credit card or Paypal will do the necessary translation for you. I promise you will enjoy it, it's a bit of fun! Baz.
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1. The Score

1. The Score

Have you ever wondered, what does the chemist do with small condoms?
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2. Minister fer Roads

2. Minister fer Roads

“You wait! When I’m minister fer roads there’s gunna be some changes!"
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3. The Alien Invasion

3. The Alien Invasion

Who's got a Weird Girlfriend? Yes! But how many are Aliens ???
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4.  Fear n Loathin in the Supermarket

4. Fear n Loathin in the Supermarket

Why I like diaries is Privacy! I can write about me one Great Fear...
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5. The Clone Stores

5. The Clone Stores

Have you noticed, that when you finally notice something, it's everywhere!
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6. Understanding Women

6. Understanding Women

What is it with women? Why are they always re-inventin themselves?
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7. Evolution

7. Evolution

If you want my theory of evolution, I can give it to youse in one word: Naggin!
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8. Boomerang

8. Boomerang

Youse can spot a dickwit in one quick scan of a room...
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9. Bridget Jones

9. Bridget Jones

I watched the DVD of ‘Bridget Jones Diary’ with Sheree cos I was feelin horny and....
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10. Art for Farts Sake

10. Art for Farts Sake

You’ll nevva guess what me an Sheree were doing the other day ..!
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11. Whats my Line?

11. Whats my Line?

Do you ever play film lines? Cos I'm making Sheree an offer she can't refuse!
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12. For Weddins are me Funeral

12. For Weddins are me Funeral

I was sayin to Davo last week: "I got invited to Andy's weddin." "You're brave!" he sed.
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13.  Lost in Time

13. Lost in Time

I woke up in a panic this morning. It's Daylight Savin tonight!
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14. Bargains in Bunnings

14. Bargains in Bunnings

Hey, ya wanna laugh? Sheree broke the scales the other day.
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15. The Present.

15. The Present.

Sheree's got me a present. But it's not me birthday. It's time to panic!
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16. Stoned!

16. Stoned!

Sheree's got a handful of shiny stones that are supposed to mean sumpthin...! Davo's gotta write sumpthin on a stone.
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The Dates of Wrath

The Dates of Wrath

'Celebration puddin??? Where's me Chrissy Puddin'??? Eh?'
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